What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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