Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I need moral support for this bender
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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