Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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