people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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