haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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