did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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