I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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