try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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