i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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