he shaved USA in his pubs
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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