Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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