i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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