Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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