Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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