The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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