we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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