We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i drank out of a bidet.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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