he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You have to summon your inner elephant
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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