This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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