Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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