some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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