This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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