dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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