brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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