why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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