why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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