I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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