I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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