party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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