Buhtt sex?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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