i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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