My hand turned me down
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My bed smells like the plague
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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