can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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