can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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