No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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