Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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