I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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