This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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