imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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