So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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