dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm like, not good at living.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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