Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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