I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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