did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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