I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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