Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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