butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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