I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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