I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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