'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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