I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
