Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
