My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
There's even glitter on my cock...
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