i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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