he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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