We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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